How did she get him into the box?

She slipped him a roofie, ... he thought he was taking a Fire tablet.	9	4%
The old box propped up with a stick attached to a string with some bait under it trick, ... the bait was a sign that said "Black Friday deals here!".	53	23%
It was pretty easy, he has some kinky thing about Amazon boxes, ... I take it he was Primed.	27	12%
He's been sleeping in the box for the last couple of days anyway, ... he works at Amazon, so he's used to inhumane conditions.	42	18%
She just asked Alexa!, ... all the data Amazon has collected on him really boxed him in.	52	23%
I'm shipping the results!	40	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and being unable to punch its way out of a paper bag.

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