Current JoyPoll results for 926 entries:
If you were a canine, what would you ask Miss Manners for Dogs?
Is butt sniffing acceptable behavior?, ... it is amongst dogs, however it is less acceptable to sniff the butt of Master.
66
7%
Why does Master kick me off when I hump his leg?, ... you are obviously in an abusive relationship, and Master does not deserve your physical love.
148
15%
How do I deal with the cat?, ... present yourself as an affectionate alternative to a lap of fur.
131
14%
How can I get master off of his computer and take him for a walk?, ... I do not recommend chewing his computer's leash!
210
22%
Master yells when I bark. How can I stop this behavior?, ... try setting a fire late at night while Master sleeps. Bark enough to wake him up. After that he will never complain about your barking again.
252
27%
I'm barking up the wrong tree.
119
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Lassie Landers.
Please support our continued work on the comics by becoming a SuperFan,
or by shopping at our webstore.