Current JoyPoll results for 1238 entries:
Which statement is most true?
The guy was trying to impress the woman by feeding her fish, ... or else is planning on showing up soon with a vacuum cleaner to "save the day."
66
5%
The guy is obviously overworked, or a moron, or both, ... are you saying that if you're overworked there's a good chance you're a moron?
357
28%
The woman's screensaver is far too realistic, ... I thought I recognized Nemo in there!
118
9%
Behold the ultimate dual boot iMac... Mac OS X and Macquarium, ... you can watch Classic finally go belly up.
255
20%
That JoT babe is having a crummy day, ... her day gets better when she gets even by sprinkling comet cleanser into the coffee grounds.
275
22%
Truth is relative, in an un-absolute way.
167
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and neon tetras.
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