Current JoyPoll results for 979 entries:
If you were an Olympic athlete, what would you do after the Olympics?
Practicing for the next Olympics, ... yeah, sure... Geek Olympics maybe.
61
6%
Eating all the good stuff I've been depriving myself of, ... isn't eating junk food recognized as an olympic sport?
126
12%
Chain smoking, ... hoping to make it to the Afterlife Olympics in four years?
49
5%
Catching up on missed TV, ... your TiVo deserves a gold medal.
84
8%
Admiring myself in the mirror, ... or would you rather admin yourself?
126
12%
Endorsing, endorsing, endorsing, ... was that started on Endor?
414
42%
I'd be viewing the results podium.
118
12%
1
0%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and great achievements in slacking.
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