Current JoyPoll results for 938 entries:
Who are you most like?
The real estate guy, ... they are paying his commission in cookies.
49
5%
The shocked couple, ... they had planned to keep their own 30 year old son down there!
113
12%
The smiling older couple, ... they always smile before handing out the fresh baked poison cookies.
56
5%
The thirty year old in the basement, ... hey, it's not so bad down there... cool, dark, and broadband.
216
23%
The teenagers hiding in the attic, ... they're the leftover family of the last couple to look at the house.
142
15%
The bodies buried in the backyard, ... lawn green is people!
198
21%
I'm more like the "for sale" sign.
164
17%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and flipping.
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