Current JoyPoll results for 820 entries:
What would have been the right answer to tell her?
"I don't know why the vacuum cleaner ate the whole cake, it knocked me out first.", ... a vacuum will do that.
47
5%
"Because it was a mite hungry!", ... did you realise that about over a million mites celebrated their birthday today... in your house alone?
15
1%
"Because the vacuum cleaner was depressed after being dumped by the dishwasher.", ... if it was really depressed it would have cleaned up the crumbs.
78
9%
"I'm not sure why, but blaming stuff on technology usually works for me.", ... and if that doesn't work, blaming a pet is worth a try.
110
13%
"No honey, I'm just kidding... your cake was eaten by a fork!", ... that fork was a menacing little thing, it kept making me "straighten the edges a bit".
46
5%
"No honey, I'm just kidding... I ate your cake, because I'm taking you out to dinner and a movie.", ... and when she stops beating you, she will probably think that's really sweet!
428
52%
These results really take the cake.
96
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and script crumbs.
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