Current JoyPoll results for 799 entries:
What's the moral of this comic?
Beauty is skin deep, ... deep is relative, skin too.
47
5%
Good looks will get you anything, ... but will they get you an extreme makeover?
85
10%
The Miss Universe Pagent is Earth-centric, ... that's why I prefer Miss Alternate Universe.
224
28%
Aliens are crafty and will cheat to get what they want, ... nowhere in the rules does it say you can't wear a human suit, especially one cut off of another contestant.
56
7%
Stoopid hu-mans, so easy to fool, ... really? That crown is actually a UFO tracking device.
122
15%
Beware zipper-faced babes, ... that also applies to the Velcro-faced ones.
192
24%
I preferred the second-runner up.
73
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and missed congeniality.
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