How do you make sure your phone isn't listening to you too much?

Keep it in the microwave, ... is that why your phone is nicknamed Sparky?	33	10%
Turn off the microphone for almost all apps, ... Pro Tip, turn off phone except to see the time.	82	26%
I knew learning sign language would pay off!, ... you know, if a computer can lip-read, signing is a snap.	25	8%
I embrace the spying, and say things like, "I'd love coupons to save money on groceries!" or "Cheap vacation to Hawaii!", ... my spam indicates I keep saying I want Hot Russian Ladies.	95	31%
I'm silently viewing the results.	70	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what our data predicts.

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