How did she get him into the box?
|She slipped him a roofie, ... he thought he was taking a Fire tablet.||15||4%|
|The old box propped up with a stick attached to a string with some bait under it trick, ... the bait was a sign that said "Black Friday deals here!".||62||18%|
|It was pretty easy, he has some kinky thing about Amazon boxes, ... I take it he was Primed.||35||10%|
|He's been sleeping in the box for the couple of days anyway, ... he works at Amazon, so he's used to inhumane conditions.||78||23%|
|She just asked Alexa!, ... all the data Amazon has collected on him really boxed him in.||93||27%|
|I'm shipping the results!||53||15%|