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Current JoyPoll results for 990 entries:
What's most unfair about the Universe?
It's not fair when I'm in a lineup for a donut, and the guy ahead of me gets the last one, ... this is why the Universe invented butting into line. |
27 |
2% |
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That Windows has almost 90% of the operating system market share, ... but to be fair, most of those are probably not actually operating. |
231 |
23% |
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That somewhere out there, some lucky geek other than me is testing out a secret Apple tablet, ... awwww, but then you'd lose the magic and be-wonderment of Keynote Eve. |
148 |
14% |
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The whole Big Crunch/Big Freeze thing. That seems really unfair, ... you are just pissed you won't be around to see who wins the argument over which it is. |
27 |
2% |
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It's not fair that the odds are almost infinitesimal that I will ever make love to blonde cheerleader twins, ... maybe not in this Universe, but in another, you may already have! |
271 |
27% |
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I dunno, the Universe seems pretty fair to me, ... easy for you and your blonde cheerleaders to say. |
145 |
14% |
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I had the chance to make love to blonde cheerleader twins, but I prefer brunettes. |
141 |
14% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and ancient Snaggy proverb... Beware of all your dreams coming true.
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