Current JoyPoll results for 1136 entries:
Which statement is the most true?
Mark Zuckerberg is a genius, ... and I bet you can think of 15 billion reasons why.
41
3%
Mark Zuckerberg is out of his friggin' mind, ... it never hurts to ask, unless you're talking to an undercover Vice Squad officer.
93
8%
I'm jealous that a scrawny 23 year old is probably going to be a billionaire before me, ... never underestimate the motivational power of jealousy.
170
14%
If someone is stupid enough to pay billions for a piece of facebook, then it just goes to show The End is near, ... where will you be when the Bubble pops?
376
33%
Zuckerberg remind me of a younger, scrawnier, greedier Bill Gates, ... there's always two of them.
119
10%
Carl Sagan, with the exception of that whole Butt-Head Astronomer thing, rocked, ... "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you."
181
15%
True is relative.
156
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and overestimating the accuracy of the rounding for PR purposes.
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