Current JoyPoll results for 632 entries:
So what are your thoughts about her boyfriend?
He's a cheap bastard, ... he claims his copy and paste time is worth a lot. |
72 |
11% |
 |
How sweet. It's the thought that counts, ... an ASCII rose by any other name... |
44 |
6% |
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Wow, twelve dozen ASCII roses! How did he afford the bandwidth, ... he compressed them, to save a bit. |
77 |
12% |
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If he doesn't get her something else, he's going to lose her, ... and I suppose you will be there to comfort her? |
84 |
13% |
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He's ok, but man, is she ever a bitch, ... oh OK, well here is your Christmas present...
@-`-,--,
there, how does it feel? |
112 |
17% |
 |
I am her boyfriend. She's getting her real gift on the night before Christmas, ... would that be cookies or nookies? |
137 |
21% |
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I'm thinking to myself... thanks for the great gift idea! |
106 |
16% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Santa's GNOMEs.
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