Current JoyPoll results for 572 entries:
What would you like microchipped?
My stuffed pets, ... you shouldn't feed them so much.
All my stuff, ... yes, you never know when you'll lose your geekosphere.
My kids, ... you're hoping they'll be a chip off the old block.
My Significant Other, ... it may help when dealing with twins.
Me, ... don't you already have an implant? Oops, I wasn't supposed to mention that.
I already have a microchip on my shoulder, ... good thing it's not a macrochip.
I'm sending a low radio frequency signal to the poll
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and migration of Radio Frequency Identification transponder implants.