Current JoyPoll results for 803 entries:
What is the moral of this story?
Steve Jobs has a wonderful singing voice, ... coming soon to an iPod near you!
Microchips are petty little things, ... well, apparently the expo circuit is just brutal.
Size isn't everything, especially if you're an ugly duckling, freakishly-Rudolphian Cinderella type, ... watch out, you'll end up at the Expo of Misfit Toys.
Sometimes it takes a myth to make people feel a little bit better, ... and upgrade a little faster.
Somebody slipped something into Snaggy's Kool-aid, ... Bad Simon! Bad teddy bear!
I viewed the morels.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Yukon Cornelius.