Current JoyPoll results for 418 entries:
What's your favorite reason to crush geek unions?
They might improve the working conditions of geeks, ... how can you possible improve on 16 hour days in a florescently-illuminated cubicle?
Unions suggests that geeks are in fact human beings and just might actually have some human rights, ... doesn't the Geneva Convention specifically exclude geeks?
It might let those lazy geeks get more sleep, ... I heard they work better with less sleep and more caffeine.
If geeks can unionize, then maybe nerds can too, ... the horror, the horror.
I just like crushing their heads, ... is that why I have mush for brains?
I busted the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the state of the union.
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