Current JoyPoll results for 396 entries:
What's your favorite reason to sue someone?
Securities Fraud, ... when it comes to tech stocks, isn't securities kinda the wrong word? |
8 |
2% |
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Failure to supply caffeine and snack products during a coding crisis, ... I believe this is covered by the Geneva Geek Convention. |
80 |
20% |
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Cruelty and inhumane treatment (short attention span) whenever I talk about my kernel, ... or worse, finding my fDisk soliloquies boring! |
25 |
6% |
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Irreconcilable differences over OS's, ... in the long run, it's what you make, not how you make it. |
91 |
22% |
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Inappropriately touching my computer, ... don't sue, just give them the boot! |
152 |
38% |
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I litigated the results. |
40 |
10% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and prospectus prospectors.
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