Current QuickPoll results for 1590 entries:
What's the best thing about meetings?
They are oh so productive, and so much is achieved through them, ... hmmm, perhaps we should have a meeting about this then? |
111 |
6% |
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I get to sleep through them, ... those holographic open-eyes glasses really fool everyone! |
157 |
9% |
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They usually only last a day or week or so, ... yes, but those meetings aren't nearly as productive as the month and year longs. |
82 |
5% |
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Sometimes TTBs show up for them, ... um excuse me, but is the seat beside you taken? |
509 |
32% |
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If you quickly excuse yourself, then nail the door shut behind you, you can gain control of the company, ... I suggest using screws, it will keep them occupied that much longer. |
449 |
28% |
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I really should be in a meeting. |
282 |
17% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Rounding Committee.