Current QuickPoll results for 1537 entries:
What do you do when life hands you lemons?
Hire a geek to make lemonade, ... they do tend to save the day around here.
85
5%
Break into the hard lemonade, ... watch out, soon you'll be smoking banana peels and snorting Tang!
239
15%
Toss them back. Potatoes make way better batteries, ... yes, but they are beige.
180
11%
Juice them, fill up a Super Soaker, then squirt the eyes of my enemies, ... didn't the FRUIT Treaty try to ban that kind of warfare?
481
31%
I share them. It helps my fellow bunker members in their fight against scurvy, ... it's good to keep them healthy, in case you have to eat them.
551
35%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and mega doses of Vitamin C.
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