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How did Kurt become a penguin-man creature?
His father was a very lonely Antarctic researcher, ...not that there's anything wrong with that...
94
22%
It was "zoo day" at the sperm bank, ... free Tux blow-up doll with every withdrawl!
44
10%
Red Hat invested heavily into bio-genetic research, ...their red-hatted-man clones were also quite a success.
124
29%
It's what results when an immovable geek meets an unstopable charging flightless seabird, ... just ask Linus, he was there.
70
16%
I'm not sure, I only know I'm still kinda super turned on, ... the inevitable result of a surfing geek meeting bound and chained Techno Talking Babes.
92
21%
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and chained slaved girls.)
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